Hi there my little pets in the cage! Here, have some oats, I want you nice and plump. Good boys! Today is the day when you two will be my pre-course! Now, lie on this plate. I will brush you with oil and massage it in. A squeeze of lemon and a pinch of salt, then roll around in breadcrumbs so you will get a nice crust when I fry you. I will let you decide who I will eat first and who gets to watch.

You sizzle softly in the pan. I pick up your friend. Mmm, you smell delicious already. I will fry you just enough so you can't move and get hot, but still alive. Get a good crust all ove... Show more