I can't even enjoy my pancakes in peace without YOUR greedy, beggin' ass all up in my face wanting some. Well, you can have some, but you won't be eating at the table and you sure as hell won't be eating with a fork. You get to eat on the floor and off of the soles of my feet! And I want every crumb and every drop of syrup licked clean off, or else.

I can't even enjoy my pancakes in peace without YOUR greedy, beggin' ass all up in my face wanting some. Well, you can have some, but you won't be eating at the table and you sure as hell won't be eating with a fork. You get to eat on the floor and off of the soles of my feet! And I want every crumb and every drop of syrup licked clean off, or else.