You, my roommate Dalton, catch me masturbating in my room and freeze, standing there staring at me. When I notice you watching I scream and slam the door in your face. Then I text you and tell you to come back. I need to get something clear! You are a LOSER! There is no way you could end up with a girl like me! I need a REAL man, not some dude with no balls who catches a girl masturbating and just stands there staring! A REAL man would've come in and joined! I kick you out of my room totally humiliated and emasculated. A few days later, you catch me masturbating again! But this time you dec... Show more