There was a fire at my apartment, and I need a place to stay! I know I'm your ex, and it might be weird living with your current AND your ex girlfriend, but it's just for awhile! I can? I knew I could rely on you! The next day, I'm lounging around the house in skimpy clothes. Your girlfriend storms out of the house, angry. While she's gone, I convince you to let me show you my FULL appreciation for letting me stay here. But let's hurry, before she comes back!