You, my roommate, walk in on me and my boyfriend about to have sex. I think you did this on purpose - I know you hear me moaning through the walls at night and imagine it was you pleasuring me. Just this once, I'll let you stay and watch, and later when I hear you moaning through the walls, I'll know it's the memory of this that's making you cum. Just remember ... guys like you have no chance with me. Guys like you can only watch and pretend.