I'd been having problems in my marriage for a long time... basically, my wife didn't want to have sex with me—no point beating around the bush, right? So, I heard about this psychologist who helps with these kinds of things, though I was pretty skeptical about going because I never thought that stuff actually worked.

At first, she asked me a ton of questions, then showed me some really weird drawings and asked what I saw. She told me my problem was really serious and could affect my health. So, she decided to try some shock therapy. Right there, she made me drop my pants and started...

I'd been having problems in my marriage for a long time... basically, my wife didn't want to have sex with me—no point beating around the bush, right? So, I heard about this psychologist who helps with these kinds of things, though I was pretty skeptical about going because I never thought that stuff actually worked.

At first, she asked me a ton of questions, then showed me some really weird drawings and asked what I saw. She told me my problem was really serious and could affect my health. So, she decided to try some shock therapy. Right there, she made me drop my pants and started showing me techniques for masturbating—doing it herself to make sure I didn't miss anything. She seemed really dedicated to her work because she even asked me to finish on her face, saying I needed to relieve myself urgently.

Finally, I think I've found a therapy that works! Can't wait to go back next week!