I hope you don`t mind me just walking in, but your door was open and I need to borrow some salt. While I`m here, I hope you don`t mind if I ask you something. I don`t want to pry into your personal life, but the other day I heard you and your wife fighting. Forgive me for being so nosy, but is she as big of a bitch as she sounds? No offense, but I don`t know how you can stay married to that old hag. If I had a man like you, I`d be doing everything in my power to keep you happy. I`d let you do anything you wanted with me, and would love every second of it. Just thinking about it gets me all tur... Show more