This is from your point of View..Im your wife, its Christmas day and I have something to tell you..Ive been seeing someone, and, well, I dont think you will be able to satisfy me like he does...you know I love you, right?..remember last week when I said I was goin to the store? well, I really ran out to his car and fucked him in the backseat! You didnt notice when I came back in that I didnt have any groceries at all...and remember that one time you called and I sounded all out of breath?.and then that other time...........Merry Christmas Darlin!

This is from your point of View..Im your wife, its Christmas day and I have something to tell you..Ive been seeing someone, and, well, I dont think you will be able to satisfy me like he does...you know I love you, right?..remember last week when I said I was goin to the store? well, I really ran out to his car and fucked him in the backseat! You didnt notice when I came back in that I didnt have any groceries at all...and remember that one time you called and I sounded all out of breath?.and then that other time...........Merry Christmas Darlin!