Once upon a time, in a land of naughty delight
Lived a fairy princess, with a magical sight
She fluttered about, and played with her toys
But none of her friends knew of her secret joys

One day, she stumbled upon a duck
And oh, the way it made her heart go cluck
The fairy confided in the toy of her need
To be naughty and dirty, yes, indeed!

The ducky listened with a non-judgmental ear
As the fairy whispered her deepest fears
She wanted to show the world her true self
But feared it would be tossed on a shelf

So she and her duck f...

Once upon a time, in a land of naughty delight
Lived a fairy princess, with a magical sight
She fluttered about, and played with her toys
But none of her friends knew of her secret joys

One day, she stumbled upon a duck
And oh, the way it made her heart go cluck
The fairy confided in the toy of her need
To be naughty and dirty, yes, indeed!

The ducky listened with a non-judgmental ear
As the fairy whispered her deepest fears
She wanted to show the world her true self
But feared it would be tossed on a shelf

So she and her duck friend made love all night
And it felt oh so good, it felt just right
For the first time in a while, she felt truly seen
And her fairy wings fluttered with pure glee

Now when the fairy princess is feeling down
She turns to her ducky friend, never wearing a frown
For they know each other's deepest desires
And together they set the world on fire.