So you want to get PROPERLY fat? You want to become a literal land-whale for me? You want to become completely immobile? Good. You've come to the right place. Here I give you the steps to become the fattest you've ever been in your life - to become the largest, fattest blubber of a man possible! Get ready, because once you start becoming my feedee slave, you're going to become too fat to ever leave the house again!

So you want to get PROPERLY fat? You want to become a literal land-whale for me? You want to become completely immobile? Good. You've come to the right place. Here I give you the steps to become the fattest you've ever been in your life - to become the largest, fattest blubber of a man possible! Get ready, because once you start becoming my feedee slave, you're going to become too fat to ever leave the house again!