I walk in picking a wedgie, damn I hate these panties. My feet are itching awful too. I scratch through my dirty socks and talk about how itchy my feet are. I spray them with athletes foot spray and put my shoes back on. Unfortunately, that's not good enough. I come back, damn panties again, and have to spray them more while talking about my stinky, fungus socks and showing off my bare feet and socks.