You're used to being lonely aren't you? Staying inside with your vices, whatever those may be. Porn... video games... exercise... the end goal is the same. Keeping your mind occupied and whiling away the hours you spend without company. We could say it's because you're introverted but we both know it's because you're a lame, charmless, beta bitch, sad little fucking nerd. Everyone else is climbing up the walls and reaching out to friends in new and creative ways but your life of being a loser prepared you for this, didn't it? Congratulations being a nerd finally has a silver lining for you!...

You're used to being lonely aren't you? Staying inside with your vices, whatever those may be. Porn... video games... exercise... the end goal is the same. Keeping your mind occupied and whiling away the hours you spend without company. We could say it's because you're introverted but we both know it's because you're a lame, charmless, beta bitch, sad little fucking nerd. Everyone else is climbing up the walls and reaching out to friends in new and creative ways but your life of being a loser prepared you for this, didn't it? Congratulations being a nerd finally has a silver lining for you!