How is it that all of you grubby little sub sluts manage to have gross dicks? Regardless of size, there's always something unappealing about you! Well if you're going to whip it out you might as well fucking do it. Show me what you're working with! I've got a lot to say about your masturbation technique and overall lack of sexiness. You really don't deserve the pleasure of a jerk off instruction so I'm going to stand here and mock you the entire fucking time.