You're married to my friend. I hang out at your place a lot because of this. I fart a few times with both of you in the room. She has to go do some stuff, so I decide now is my chance. I talk about how she probably never farts in front of you or for you. I fart throughout the clip while I talk to you about leaving her for me and my smelly farts. I remove my sweats partway through so that I can really get them in your face. At the end, she comes back and I blame my pants missing on you spilling something on me.

You're married to my friend. I hang out at your place a lot because of this. I fart a few times with both of you in the room. She has to go do some stuff, so I decide now is my chance. I talk about how she probably never farts in front of you or for you. I fart throughout the clip while I talk to you about leaving her for me and my smelly farts. I remove my sweats partway through so that I can really get them in your face. At the end, she comes back and I blame my pants missing on you spilling something on me.