Together we are going to change your life. All you ever wanted was to be a somebody. I am giving you that opportunity. When you serve me, you will live a life with purpose. I am your new religion. You will pray to me, and thank me for existing everyday. We will adjust your spending, diet, and lifestyle to fit MY need$! This isn't for ME. This is for YOU! This is what YOU want. I will assist in helping rid all of the negative things in your life. So listen closely, breathe slowly, and with me. THEN SUBMIT!