Together we are going to change your life. All you ever wanted was to be a somebody. I am giving you that opportunity. When you serve me, you will live a life with purpose. I am your new religion. You will pray to me, and thank me for existing everyday. We will adjust your spending, diet, and lifestyle to fit MY need$! This isn't for ME. This is for YOU! This is what YOU want. I will assist in helping rid all of the negative things in your life. So listen closely, breathe slowly, and with me. THEN SUBMIT!

Together we are going to change your life. All you ever wanted was to be a somebody. I am giving you that opportunity. When you serve me, you will live a life with purpose. I am your new religion. You will pray to me, and thank me for existing everyday. We will adjust your spending, diet, and lifestyle to fit MY need$! This isn't for ME. This is for YOU! This is what YOU want. I will assist in helping rid all of the negative things in your life. So listen closely, breathe slowly, and with me. THEN SUBMIT!