I want you to make the ultimate sacrifice for Lent. It is traditional to give something up at this time of year - to abstain from an indulgence for 40 days and 40 nights. And that's what you're going to do. You're going to abstain from all sexual activity. No wanking, no fucking, no thinking about sex, no talking about sex, no porn - nothing. Complete celibacy for 40 long days and 40 very frustrating nights!

I want you to make the ultimate sacrifice for Lent. It is traditional to give something up at this time of year - to abstain from an indulgence for 40 days and 40 nights. And that's what you're going to do. You're going to abstain from all sexual activity. No wanking, no fucking, no thinking about sex, no talking about sex, no porn - nothing. Complete celibacy for 40 long days and 40 very frustrating nights!