So, you want me to rate your dick, do you? Well, I hope you know what you're letting yourself in for. When it comes to dick ratings, I pride myself on being honest - cruelly honest. And if your dick doesn't cut the mustard, then I'm not going to sugar-coat it. I'm going to tell it like it is. Don't worry, you will be able to jerk it. But knowing the awful truth might cool your arousal somewhat.