Since you're useless as a man, and in fact pretty useless as a human being, come to that, I've decided you should be fit for use as an object. Or to be more precise; a piece of furniture. You're going to be my little footstool. You'll strip naked and get on all hours, so I can use you to prop up my perfect feet. Of course, you'll get hard and probably drip all over the floor. But forget wanking. Furniture doesn't have a dick and it certainly doesn't jerk off. So be as still as you possibly can while I tease you and maybe next time, I'll sit on you!