It's the smallest dick I've ever seen, no bigger than a brussel sprout! In fact, it actually looks like a brussel sprout – a flesh-colored one. And this poor, unfortunate fool wanted me to rate it for him. So, I gave him the awful humiliating truth about his sprout dick and I certainly don't hold back. Measuring it with a ruler and comparing it with small items. I'm sure I can hear him squirming in shame as we speak!