I want you to be gay. Not just gay, but screamingly gay. So gay that nobody is in any doubt as to your sexual orientation. You will be as flamboyant as Liberace, as out there as Julian Clary, and a diva who could give Elton John a run for his money! This mantra will do all that. You will listen to it every single day, several times a day, and obey every single suggestion until you are so gay, you'll be very much out and proud!