Welcome to The Convent of Deviance. You are here to atone for your sins and for one sin in particular - the sins of the flesh. For too long, you have indulged the blasphemous act of onanism and so you must repent for your ungodly behavior. Retribution will be painful and harrowing, set with traps of blandishment to ensure you turn away from such transgression and devote your life to reverent obedience!