If you've got a tiny little pathetic dick, you can be pretty sure that no woman in the world gives a single fuck about you. We don't want your little dick. And we don't want you. We want real dicks - dicks we can feel, rather than one that's too small to even grab hold of. Face it. You're fucked. You're never gonna get any pussy. You're never gonna get your dick wet. The only reason hot women like me pay attention to you is that you're paying us. That's all you have going for you. Your wallet. Your little winkie is useless and always will be!