your pathetic ass has a job for Valentines day! Hand over your wallet and pay for My man & I to go to the movies, dinner, and the club. Buy our outfits! What? I know damn well you weren't sitting here thinking I would be your Valentine! Fine! I'll be your valentine, but I am going to humiliate you while you sit at home all night locked in a chastity belt and my man and I go out and have some fun!