You're a virgin? You're not joking... you just say that to get girls right? You know how many people I've had sex with?! Is there something wrong with you? Do you have a penis, and balls? What are you doing with them, you're not using them. Red isn't sure what's wrong with you. Have you seen boobs in real life before? Probably only in your moms victoria secret catalogue. I bet you get hard at anything, jeez!

VIRGIN HUMILIATION