I wouldn't really call you a man... your dick is too small. You're a boy. You have what Evelyn Milano and Rogue like to call, a micro dick. Even calling it a chapstick is generous. Look down at it, lift up that fat roll. Can you see it? Ew. Nothing is going to make that thing look bigger. Stop trying to pick up chicks with that thing. As soon as they see it, they will run for the hills! But we will mock you about its size.

SMALL PENIS HUMILIATION, SPH, BRAT GIRLS