Gosh I love Xmas, don't you.? With all the sparkly lights, and liq-laced Egg Nog, I have such an awesome time on the holidays, especially with alll the extra CASH I know you idiots save up to get something nice for your Gf or wife. But INSTEAD of wasting it on their undeserving asses, you are going to hand over every last cent to ME, your Ebony Goddess. Because you and I both know, not only am I MUUUCH better than your wife or girlfriend, but I also DESERVE wayyy more than they ever will. Hand it over pigbitch.

Gosh I love Xmas, don't you.? With all the sparkly lights, and liq-laced Egg Nog, I have such an awesome time on the holidays, especially with alll the extra CASH I know you idiots save up to get something nice for your Gf or wife. But INSTEAD of wasting it on their undeserving asses, you are going to hand over every last cent to ME, your Ebony Goddess. Because you and I both know, not only am I MUUUCH better than your wife or girlfriend, but I also DESERVE wayyy more than they ever will. Hand it over pigbitch.