I know you love my asshole. Watch as I tease it and you. I know you wish your face was smothered in it. Winking at you with my asshole. You want to lick it and sniff it don't you?
I start to feel some gift wanting to come out with all the winking I'm doing for you. Don't you want to be licking my asshole, waiting for the gift to drop into your mouth? While my pee sprays all over your chest. Open wide your mouth!