Dating you has been a new experience for me. Practically life changing! Your so worthless as a boyfriend, a lover, a supporter, you could never make someone like me happy. Or keep me satisfied or even make me feel cherished. You certainly don't deserve someone like me. But I certainly don't mind telling you in great detail why another type of male is so much better then you. An Alpha male who just happens to have BBC for me! You'll never measure up to BBC standards and you would look fucking retarded trying. Lucky for you, I'm still going to keep you in my life. Just not the way you expect...

Dating you has been a new experience for me. Practically life changing! Your so worthless as a boyfriend, a lover, a supporter, you could never make someone like me happy. Or keep me satisfied or even make me feel cherished. You certainly don't deserve someone like me. But I certainly don't mind telling you in great detail why another type of male is so much better then you. An Alpha male who just happens to have BBC for me! You'll never measure up to BBC standards and you would look fucking retarded trying. Lucky for you, I'm still going to keep you in my life. Just not the way you expected!