Well hello honey, and congratulations! I'm so very proud of you. That's a huge accomplishment, graduating high school! Now, it's time for us to discuss your REAL graduation present. I mean, of course you can still have the car we promised you, but if you want... there's another present you can have that I know you've really, really wanted for a very long time. That's right... me.

I know your party is going on in the other room, so we would have to be very quiet, but who would ever suspect that we are in here doing what we are about to do? So, if you promise not to tell, an... Show more