Sit down and be quiet. I'm cooking dinner now. I think I have food poisioning. I'm farting all the time. They are extremely smelly. Stinky. The taste of my farts soaks into the dinner. I can feel it as I'm tasting it. You'll literally eat my farts haha. Not just you but our dinner guests as well. Sometimes I'm burping and farting at the same time. I'm really bloated. You must see this! Watch this video now!

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