I got in trouble with campus police, who insisted they saw me swallow something. I didn't, but there was no way to convince them of that. So I was locked up in a jail cell without a toilet and to wear a diaper to prevent me from flushing any evidence.

It was very embarrassing to have to pee in the ridiculously huge diaper, but the real humiliation came when I had to mess myself. I was completely mortified and cried my eyes out from this asinine treatment. I'll tell you what though - I definitely learned my lesson!