When you work a security job, it's always hit or miss. It could be exciting and fun or the worst job in the world. Working for the rappers? That's definitely fun. Plenty of girls to look at (and more), good music, plenty of tree...it's lit.

The worst jobs? Definitely the politicians. Always so concerned about they fuckin image. No drinking, stay off your phone, wear a suit, all these fuckin rules. I don't like fuckin rules.


I'm workin for this crazy rich Asian politician whose over here in the States for a lil bit. He's an asshole. I know he talk...

When you work a security job, it's always hit or miss. It could be exciting and fun or the worst job in the world. Working for the rappers? That's definitely fun. Plenty of girls to look at (and more), good music, plenty of tree...it's lit.

The worst jobs? Definitely the politicians. Always so concerned about they fuckin image. No drinking, stay off your phone, wear a suit, all these fuckin rules. I don't like fuckin rules.


I'm workin for this crazy rich Asian politician whose over here in the States for a lil bit. He's an asshole. I know he talkin smack about me to his lil crew. He lucky I don't speak Vietnamese. But since he's always in meetings and stuff, he's not even the worst part.

That honor belongs to his fuckin step-daughter. She's a fuckin spoiled little stuck up little bitch. She be looking at me like I'm gum beneath her shoe. Every time she do open her rich little mouth, its to order me to do something like I'm a damn slave. Get my laundry? Wash my car? And when I told her ass that all that wasn't in my job description, this little bitch told me that "Your job is to do what I tell you to do." Fuck that. Fuck this. Fuck that bitch.


My job is to keep this girl safe but I'm done with all that. I think its about time this little bitch learned the proper way to treat people.