Welcome to the Kitten Club... I'll be your dancer today... I'm full term and ready to pop. I start to dance for you, showing you all my pregnant curves. I light contraction hits but I brush it off. I tell you I'm fine. Then another hits and I have to sit down. I think I'm in labor and I go into a few positions. They really start to kick in and I ask for help, but you just end up throwing more money at me while my legs are spread! Wait where are you going?! You can't leave me like this!!