I am trying to finish reading my newest comic book when all of a sudden, my girlfriend comes in wearing a very skimpy outfit straight from the adult store. She also came with some goodies, but I am too invested in my comic book to care. That doesn't sit well with her who immediately decides to make me pay for ignoring her by sitting on my face & destroying my precious comic book!

I am trying to finish reading my newest comic book when all of a sudden, my girlfriend comes in wearing a very skimpy outfit straight from the adult store. She also came with some goodies, but I am too invested in my comic book to care. That doesn't sit well with her who immediately decides to make me pay for ignoring her by sitting on my face & destroying my precious comic book!