After talking on the phone for a.few days, I agree to let you take me out. What I didn't expect was to see one of willy wonka's escaped oompa loompas at my door. I quickly pull you inside hoping no one saw you. I proceed to bully, shame and berate you for not telling me how tiny you were and for thinking I would be caught d3d on a date with someone a short and ugly as you. I'm only 5'4, so not only are you not 6 foot (lol), you look like puberty skipped you completely. I know that short stubby men like you keep the same proportions everywhere on your body so I am completely uninterested, in...

After talking on the phone for a.few days, I agree to let you take me out. What I didn't expect was to see one of willy wonka's escaped oompa loompas at my door. I quickly pull you inside hoping no one saw you. I proceed to bully, shame and berate you for not telling me how tiny you were and for thinking I would be caught d3d on a date with someone a short and ugly as you. I'm only 5'4, so not only are you not 6 foot (lol), you look like puberty skipped you completely. I know that short stubby men like you keep the same proportions everywhere on your body so I am completely uninterested, in fact, I'm offended that you ever thought you could have a chance. I further emasculate you and remind you I'd rather be on a date with a real man. The weirdest part of this whole situation is how turned on you're getting by my verbal barrage. Suck a sexless lonely freak! For wasting My precious time, I'm going to punish you with a task so you don't further impede My day. your desperation will always get the best of you.