I received an email from a very concerned ex jerker, IMPLORING me to drop my evil career and choose a more noble line of work. It starts out something like this: "You are, unfortunately, a destroyer of lives, beginning with your own and culminating in the poor victims who for the moment are infatuated with you. You have sold yourself the strange fiction that being a harlot is the same as being a 'Goddess' or 'Princess'. But of course, we know you don't really believe that, do you? How could you? When did Aphrodite or Princess Diana ever shake their backsides for $7.99?"

I received an email from a very concerned ex jerker, IMPLORING me to drop my evil career and choose a more noble line of work. It starts out something like this: "You are, unfortunately, a destroyer of lives, beginning with your own and culminating in the poor victims who for the moment are infatuated with you. You have sold yourself the strange fiction that being a harlot is the same as being a 'Goddess' or 'Princess'. But of course, we know you don't really believe that, do you? How could you? When did Aphrodite or Princess Diana ever shake their backsides for $7.99?"