You accidentally send a snap of you masturbating to the WORK group chat (mostly women) instead of to your girlfriend. You are mortified and you boss demands you see her in her office the next day. You expect to be fired. She sternly warns you never to do it again, but then she starts laughing. She can’t believe how tiny your dick is. She wants to see it so she can laugh some more. She laughs and laughs until you have the nerve to whine that it's not a microdick. Then she really lays into you. You'll probably never get hard again.

You accidentally send a snap of you masturbating to the WORK group chat (mostly women) instead of to your girlfriend. You are mortified and you boss demands you see her in her office the next day. You expect to be fired. She sternly warns you never to do it again, but then she starts laughing. She can’t believe how tiny your dick is. She wants to see it so she can laugh some more. She laughs and laughs until you have the nerve to whine that it's not a microdick. Then she really lays into you. You'll probably never get hard again.