Oooof. How do I know him? Long story. He's been serving me for over a decade. Yeah! He's a great guy, I agree. He would do literally anything for you. You should be flattered he made the time for you. Honestly? For you? Great catch. I mean, you'll never compare to me so he will always be mine, but you can always date other guys. Get married. Use him as a nanny or a handyman. Make him take you on expensive dates. These chronic masturbators are easy money makers. I think this is fun, it's cute that he wants to branch out. I'll even let him spend money on you, within reason. Let me know if you...

Oooof. How do I know him? Long story. He's been serving me for over a decade. Yeah! He's a great guy, I agree. He would do literally anything for you. You should be flattered he made the time for you. Honestly? For you? Great catch. I mean, you'll never compare to me so he will always be mine, but you can always date other guys. Get married. Use him as a nanny or a handyman. Make him take you on expensive dates. These chronic masturbators are easy money makers. I think this is fun, it's cute that he wants to branch out. I'll even let him spend money on you, within reason. Let me know if you need anything.