Even during a casual conversation you still ogle me. You’re so oblivious to how socially awkward you are. You try to play it cool but I know exactly what’s going on and I know just how stoked you are to be anywhere near me, even after all this time. Do you still have that weird little nylon fetish? Don’t deny it, that stuff doesn’t just go away. If you’re so sure, let’s test it out, okay? Stroke while you look at my nylon-clad feet. If it doesn’t do anything for you, you’re normal, and I swear I’ll hook up with you right here, right now. If you bust a nut to me, fully clothed, it will prove...

Even during a casual conversation you still ogle me. You’re so oblivious to how socially awkward you are. You try to play it cool but I know exactly what’s going on and I know just how stoked you are to be anywhere near me, even after all this time. Do you still have that weird little nylon fetish? Don’t deny it, that stuff doesn’t just go away. If you’re so sure, let’s test it out, okay? Stroke while you look at my nylon-clad feet. If it doesn’t do anything for you, you’re normal, and I swear I’ll hook up with you right here, right now. If you bust a nut to me, fully clothed, it will prove that you’re clearly a freak.