You think you can impress me with that pathetic excuse for a cock? Ha! Not only is it small and insignificant, but your sperm is weak and poor. I can only imagine the disappointment you must be to any woman who's had the misfortune of encountering you.

Your testosterone levels must be at an all-time low, which explains why you're so desperate for attention. You crave validation, but you're not even worthy of it. Your sperm is sick, a reflection of your overall inadequacy as a man.

You deserve nothing but CBT, and even that's a waste of my time. But I'll give it to you, jus...

You think you can impress me with that pathetic excuse for a cock? Ha! Not only is it small and insignificant, but your sperm is weak and poor. I can only imagine the disappointment you must be to any woman who's had the misfortune of encountering you.

Your testosterone levels must be at an all-time low, which explains why you're so desperate for attention. You crave validation, but you're not even worthy of it. Your sperm is sick, a reflection of your overall inadequacy as a man.

You deserve nothing but CBT, and even that's a waste of my time. But I'll give it to you, just so you can feel like the worthless, insignificant worm you are. Your pitiful attempts at masculinity are laughable, and I'll make sure to drill that into your head until you're begging for mercy.

Your sperm is a joke, a weak and feeble attempt at procreation. You're not even capable of satisfying a woman, let alone producing a healthy, viable offspring. It's a wonder you've made it this far in life without imploding from your own inadequacy.