Well, well, look what the cat dragged in. A dirty old man with more money than sense. You're here because you know you're worthless without a superior woman like me to guide you, isn't that right? I bet you've been waiting all day to grovel at my feet, to offer your wallet as a sacrifice to my divine beauty. Tell me, how does it feel to know that your cash is the only thing you have that I might find even remotely useful? You're nothing but an ATM to me, a source of funds to fuel my lavish lifestyle. And the best part? You love it. You love being used, being taken for every penny you've got...

Well, well, look what the cat dragged in. A dirty old man with more money than sense. You're here because you know you're worthless without a superior woman like me to guide you, isn't that right? I bet you've been waiting all day to grovel at my feet, to offer your wallet as a sacrifice to my divine beauty. Tell me, how does it feel to know that your cash is the only thing you have that I might find even remotely useful? You're nothing but an ATM to me, a source of funds to fuel my lavish lifestyle. And the best part? You love it. You love being used, being taken for every penny you've got. It's the closest you'll ever get to feeling truly alive. Here's what's going to happen next. You're going to send me a tribute, and it better be substantial. If I deem it worthy, I might grace you with a glimpse of my perfection. But if it's not up to my standards, expect to be publicly humiliated for your stinginess.

*CUSTOM FOR DONALD *