You are an attorney and I'm one of your witnesses in a lawsuit. Today starts the trial. I have been cooperative with you until now ,meeting with you at my office, going over My testimony, etc. But today Im uncooperative on the witness stand. You ask the judge for a short recess and the 2 of us go to a conference room. I tell you that the owner of the company is actually a friend of mine. I noticed at your office that you were looking at me longingly and when we walked from the courtroom to the conference room ,your eyes were glued to My ass. You try to scare me with talk of perjury and cont...

You are an attorney and I'm one of your witnesses in a lawsuit. Today starts the trial. I have been cooperative with you until now ,meeting with you at my office, going over My testimony, etc. But today Im uncooperative on the witness stand. You ask the judge for a short recess and the 2 of us go to a conference room. I tell you that the owner of the company is actually a friend of mine. I noticed at your office that you were looking at me longingly and when we walked from the courtroom to the conference room ,your eyes were glued to My ass. You try to scare me with talk of perjury and contempt of court but I have concluded that I can use your weakness for me against you .I tell you that I will let you get closer to My ass if you take off all your clothes and crawl to Me. You do it.I turn around and tell you to sniff, lick, kiss and worship My ass. You do it. I tell you to stroke. You do it .You are so distracted by the pleasure that you don't realize the door to your office is left open and people notice us. Too late Mr lawyer !

*custom for Marky*