It's Thanksgiving, and I've promised my friends I would whip up something special for our grand feast. But my sissy maid failed to buy the groceries as instructed. With no potatoes to whip and no turkey to stuff, I decide to serve an alternate meal that will no doubt satisfy the most discerning holiday guests palate for punishment.

It's Thanksgiving, and I've promised my friends I would whip up something special for our grand feast. But my sissy maid failed to buy the groceries as instructed. With no potatoes to whip and no turkey to stuff, I decide to serve an alternate meal that will no doubt satisfy the most discerning holiday guests palate for punishment.