Did you say you haven't had sex in years? Then you are basically a virgin too, no? In fact. What if I told you that you can become a virgin again. The virgin you know you are. The virgin that women treats you as. You know what I mean... with a slight irritation and ick. That's right, the ick. All women can tell when you are under sexed like you are. So might as well embrace your virginity, at least be able to say you haven't fucked before. And I know exactly how to do so...

Did you say you haven't had sex in years? Then you are basically a virgin too, no? In fact. What if I told you that you can become a virgin again. The virgin you know you are. The virgin that women treats you as. You know what I mean... with a slight irritation and ick. That's right, the ick. All women can tell when you are under sexed like you are. So might as well embrace your virginity, at least be able to say you haven't fucked before. And I know exactly how to do so...