I know you were stealing my tight fitting tees and tops when we were dating. Did you think I didn't notice it when all my cute clothes started going missing? Especially my panties! Did you think I didn't know your naughty desire to dress up pretty like me? You can't hide ANYTHING from me! Which is why since you decided to break up with me I had so much evidence of you being such a filthy SLUT now you are NEVER going to escape this relationship!