Santa Claus came to me! He brought me so many presents... but they were all for him: the plug, the tail, the strap on! It's okay that I have fun, but nothing for me....!!!! I was sick, it let me down and it made me angry... so I put on my black gloves.... and you know what happens when I put on black gloves, don't you?

My hand disappeared inside him. Completely!

Next time he will remember to bring some gifts for me too! ... maybe a new pair of boots!