I just want to ask what happened to you? You know what I’m talking about right? How could you not know what I’m talking about?

We all know that your penis is very nonexistent. That’s why I had to stick on these gloves on so if I put my finger by it, it doesn’t get lost. I had to have something that differentiated between the two.

It’s just this tiny little worm sitting on top of some balls.

What do you do with that thing? How do you even get off? Can you even get off? You realize no one‘s gonna fuck you with that right?

I can’t even call it a dick. Let’s ...

I just want to ask what happened to you? You know what I’m talking about right? How could you not know what I’m talking about?

We all know that your penis is very nonexistent. That’s why I had to stick on these gloves on so if I put my finger by it, it doesn’t get lost. I had to have something that differentiated between the two.

It’s just this tiny little worm sitting on top of some balls.

What do you do with that thing? How do you even get off? Can you even get off? You realize no one‘s gonna fuck you with that right?

I can’t even call it a dick. Let’s just call it what it is. All I can come up with is nub.

How embarrassing that you just sit there and pretend you have a penis.

It doesn’t get you anywhere in life, but denied.