Do you know why I’m pissed today? Can’t you hear what’s going on in the background? It’s so fucking noisy. How am I supposed to get any work done?

I’m supposed to be filming, I’m supposed be getting all this work done today. You were supposed to take care of that. You should have let those workers know to be absolutely quiet while I was filming.

There’s only one way to solve this problem. Go ahead and drop your pants, I will be taking this out on your balls. That’s right, I’m going to crush your balls. I’m going to make them sore and swollen because you pissed me off.

Do you know why I’m pissed today? Can’t you hear what’s going on in the background? It’s so fucking noisy. How am I supposed to get any work done?

I’m supposed to be filming, I’m supposed be getting all this work done today. You were supposed to take care of that. You should have let those workers know to be absolutely quiet while I was filming.

There’s only one way to solve this problem. Go ahead and drop your pants, I will be taking this out on your balls. That’s right, I’m going to crush your balls. I’m going to make them sore and swollen because you pissed me off.

You’re going to have to endure one kick after another. I don’t care how painful it is. Matter of fact, I hope the pain is gut wrenching. Nothing will satisfy Me more then to see you drop to the ground.

Oh and let’s not forget the knees. Along with my brutally painful barefooted kicks, I am going to knee you. I want those balls to swell up like a grapefruit when I am done with you.

I guarantee you will never forget your duties again. Every time you walk will be a reminder of that.