I’m just so hungry. I need a snack and I don’t even have anything in the house.

Wait, what do we have here. What are you doing? You’re just a tiny little thing. I haven’t had a tiny man in awhile. You might be the perfect fun size snack. And, I am so, well you know I kinda have the munchies. I want something to nibble on, crunch on, consume. And would you be perfect.

Don’t want to be eaten? But, what are you going to do with the rest of your life? I always see little men as snacks. I’ve had one before. It has been awhile. I really think I want to eat you.

I’m just so hungry. I need a snack and I don’t even have anything in the house.

Wait, what do we have here. What are you doing? You’re just a tiny little thing. I haven’t had a tiny man in awhile. You might be the perfect fun size snack. And, I am so, well you know I kinda have the munchies. I want something to nibble on, crunch on, consume. And would you be perfect.

Don’t want to be eaten? But, what are you going to do with the rest of your life? I always see little men as snacks. I’ve had one before. It has been awhile. I really think I want to eat you.