I ran over to my neighbors in my bare feet and along the way I stepped in some dirty nasty brown stuff in the yard. I summon my slave and command him to lick the bottom of my dirty feet until they are sparkling clean. Omg, the brown stuff on the bottom of my feet is is so gross! Luckily this is why slaves exist to lick the dirt off of my royal feet.

I ran over to my neighbors in my bare feet and along the way I stepped in some dirty nasty brown stuff in the yard. I summon my slave and command him to lick the bottom of my dirty feet until they are sparkling clean. Omg, the brown stuff on the bottom of my feet is is so gross! Luckily this is why slaves exist to lick the dirt off of my royal feet.